Dallas' Grandma is possibly the fourth greatest thing that has happened to me because of my marriage. (Dallas = Will = Annie > Grandma). Grandma K. is a total gym rat. She is there 5-6 days a week, and oftentimes she goes more than once a day. She's 74.
That fact only makes this statement more humorous.
"When I go to the gym there's all of these women working out everywhere and they are so sweaty. It's disgusting."
She was there when I came in at my first half marathon in October 2010. I'm thinking she was mortified when she saw what I looked like.